Hi!! So my name is [Andy], nice to meet you. I am a twenty-three year-old girl from México who enjoys watching anime and some youtubers. In my blog you can find anything, literally, anything.I will tag anything for you, just ask. "Its good to be strange; normalness leads to sadness."
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angelsaxis:

angelsaxis:

I can understand not wanting to get pregnant or have kids but y'all do not need to take that out on pregnant people themselves

Why the hell would you look at a woman who’s pregnant and say “wow a creampie in this economy” or only think of them as people who’ve been nutted in. Why do you see someone whos pregnant and start thinking of the sex they have. Why would you call their babies parasites, do you really think she’s just a host that’s being fed on against her will? Why would you call their children crotch gremlins/goblins. I shouldnt have to explain why that’s fucked up. Why would you go into detail about all the ways a pregnancy can go wrong to a pregnant woman like why do some of yall enjoy deliberately fear mongering about pregnancy and distressing pregnant women. What the fuck is the matter with you people

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gamegrrl:

gamegrrl:

i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth

leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.

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time-lady13:

boyboobs:

boyboobs:

having your own apartment is awesome you have so many things you can do. for example you can go to the bedroom and the bathroom and the kitchen. another example can be the front door or maybe your balcony if you have one

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sorry. another example is you can go to the hallway

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casgirl:

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

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littlemantyke:

deathonabitch:

my house is haunted because i live here

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shamebats:

chumbie:

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

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fairycosmos:

literally every day i say to myself “wow i’m having a really bad one today” like girl i think this is just your life.

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biglawbear:

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

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hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

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cryptidfrenzy:

I don’t care what gender you are, tumblr girl is a mindset

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randomthunk:

the-last-teabender:

nibeul:

nibeul:

nibeul:

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

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this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

Bury Your Messiah Trope (subverted)

#Χριστός ἀνέστη motherfuckers

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lokihiddleston:

“Sif. Please, please. No more. Please, I beg you.
I’m a horrible person. I get it. I really am.”

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vriskanon:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:

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oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

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lezballn:

You know the joke about how hot people never had to develope a personality cuz they’re hot? I feel like tiktok is the practical application of that joke

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funnytwittertweets:

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